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Titan Malt Liquor
Titan Brewing has been a staple of Port Sanford since 1983. They have had a long running rivalry with their competitor, Olympian! The high alcohol content and wonderfully exotic flavors have kept Titan on the top of the mountain, though! Titan - Don't just get drunk! Get Drunk with POWER!
The Medical Bank is another staple of Port Sanford, but not a natural born business. They created the name to keep from becoming part of part of the City of Port Sanford government. The Bank specializes in storing bio-material such as, urine, blood, sperm, and DNA. There is also speculation about some stem cell storage rumored to be part of a "secret" cloning operation. Since the alleged sightings a few "super-powered" individuals there does seem to be a national focus on the MBPS.
Boom Boom Room
Do you expect a bit MORE from your women? Look no further. Welcome to the Boom Boom Room where our motto is "Go big or go home!" Show your appreciation for the BBW community!
Ring and Run
Don't feel like cooking, but can't stand the idea of interacting with another human being? Download our app and we'll take care of your unreasonable anxiety for you! By the time you hear your doorbell ring, we're at our next stop! Now, that's FAST food!
Dick's is the number one sandwich shop in the South Pacific. Established by Philadelphia native, Dick Schlobaggar in 1993, this chain has added 5 pounds to the waistline of almost every Sandonesian. It can't be helped though. Nothing says "satisfaction" like a mouthful of Dick's!
Wannabee's: If you've seen one, you've seen them all. Wannabee's specializes in Eurasianamerimexican Cuisine. Patrons are always greeted with a smile and a classic black & white comedy short while you wait to be seated. It boasts a plethora of delightful food combinations that come from every corner of the globe. While enjoying your meal, you and your family can enjoy a floor show from Benny Bee and the Buzztones every 15 minutes.
Pen Pal Social Network
Pen Pal was established in the city of Hindindoo. It was created due to the fact that other social networks (such as Facebook, Twitter, etc.) weren't available in Sandonesia. It can now be linked to most social networks, but a Pen Pal profile is still considered a Sandonesian staple for every "modernized" citizen.
High Steaks Fine Dining
If you're looking for a great steak dinner, High Steaks has some of the finest prime beef in the world. After a full meal, enjoy some of Port Sanford's most challenging tables for desert. Try your hand at Poker, Roulette, and Blackjack. If you're really feeling lucky you can enter the nightly Baccarat tournament. This isn't your neighborhood nightly game though. All tables have a $20 minimum ante with the exclusion of Baccarat - which starts with a $100 entry fee. Good luck and good eating!
Frenzone is Port Sanford's hottest new single's club. If you're looking for love, you'll probably be disappointed. If you're looking for a nice chat, some safe distance dancing, and perhaps even a few seconds of hand-holding, this is your spot. No complications with relationships and sex here. The scene here is strictly plutonic. Who knows? True "like" may be in your future. Located in the Sanford Arms area.
Shirley's! The place where Paper Tiger first discovered his powers. Every week tourists flock to Port Sanford in order to compete with some the world's best karaoke competitor's. Do you have what it takes to be crowned "Champion!?
Hindindoo Yuu Entertainment System
The Hindindoo Yuu is the 3rd generation of the Hindindoo Entertainment System. It includes (2) 120GB memory cards, 2 controllers, 4 DVD/Blu-Ray players, and 1 Hindindoo Game Which controller; a new concept which promotes two handed OR joint effort playing action. The original system was created in the hi-tech Sandonesian city of the same name. It has since brought several jobs and a lot of commerce to the city of Hindindoo.
Frugal's Discount Department Store
Frugal's Department Store has been in business since 1939. "Now you're shopping with cents" has been their slogan since 1955 due the fact that all of their clothing - at the time - used to cost under $3.00. That, of course, is not the case now. Due to their lack of originality (as well as their recent label of having the highest prices in retail) Frugal's is facing foreclosure.
Around A Dollar Emporium
Looking for something practical, but temporary? Around A Dollar Discount Emporium is all that AND, literally a bag of chips! We guarantee that everything in our expansive warehouse is around a dollar less than suggested retail price! Who needs to shop with cents when you can save dollars!?
Crushed Velvet City
Established in 1970, Crushed Velvet City has become as important as The Statue of Buford Sanford itself. Crushed Velvet City sells more than just crushed velvet suits. It also boasts and array of jumpsuits, leisure suits, polyester and rayon dresses. In 2001, the company had filed for bankruptcy and came very close to closing its doors forever. With the recent outbreak of cosplay in the Port Sanford, Crushed Velvet City has returned better and brighter than ever before.