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Get your Hook-Up Cards here!

Is the target of

your desires so clueless that they wouldn't know flirting from flying?

Then download

and print these cards

to help accentuate

your point!

click on arnold to buy for



Cards can be downloaded and printed for private use only.


vALENTINE Printable Card 


"real treasure" Printable Card 


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